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This one is dedicated to LiebraLady.
Notice, it isn't numbered in anyway. This is called a "non-list". Try to use this joke form in the future.
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Gotta love Wal-Mart!!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind
him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine
sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about
it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars... A lot cheaper than a
doctor."
So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy
activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @
Wal-Mart."
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1.Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2.Your dog
has ringworm Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.(Aisle 7) 3.Your
daughter has a cocaine habit.Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get
better!
Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart !
Bob
fomclmao. Bob for president, that is all.
OMG LMAOOOOO
hahahaha!